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 * Copyright (C) 2002 B Squared (b^2) by Josh Sherman <josh@cleancode.org>    *
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 *                                 Last modified : September 24th, 2002 (JJS) *
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/* Terms of Service */
$TOS = "Considering the real-time nature of this bulletin board, it is "
     . "impossible for us to review all of the messages or confirm the "
     . "validity of information posted. Please remember that we do not "
     . "actively monitor the contents of this bulletin board and are not "
     . "responsible for any messages posted.  We do not vouch for or warrant "
     . "the accuracy, completeness or usefulness of any message, and are not "
     . "responsible for the contents of any message.  The messages express the "
     . "views of the author of the message, not necessarily the views of this "
     . "bulletin board.  Any user who feels that a posted message is "
     . "objectionable is encouraged to contact us immediately by email.  We "
     . "have the ability to remove objectionable messages andConsidering the "
     . "real-time nature of this bulletin board, it is impossible for us to "
     . "review all of the messages or confirm the validity of information "
     . "posted.  Please remember that we do not actively monitor the contents "
     . "of this bulletin board and are not responsible for any messages "
     . "posted.   We do not vouch for or warrant the accuracy, completeness "
     . "or usefulness of any message, and are not responsible for the contents "
     . "of any message.  The messages express the views of the author of the "
     . "message, not necessarily the views of this bulletin board.  Any user "
     . "who feels that a posted message is objectionable is encouraged to "
     . "contact us immediately by email.  We have the ability to remove "
     . "objectionable messages and we will make every effort to do so, within "
     . "a reasonable time frame, if we determine that removal is necessary.  "
     . "This is a manual process, however, so please realize that we may not "
     . "be able to remove or edit particular messages immediately."
     . "<BR><BR>"
     . "You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use "
     . "this bulletin board to post any material which is knowingly false "
     . "and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, "
     . "obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a "
     . "person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law. You agree not to "
     . "post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or "
     . "by this bulletin board."
     . "<BR><BR>"
     . "Although we do not and cannot review the messages posted and are not "
     . "responsible for the content of any of these messages, we reserve the "
     . "right to delete any message for any or no reason whatsoever.  You "
     . "remain solely responsible for the content of your messages, and you "
     . "agree to indemnify and hold harmless this bulletin board (and any "
     . "owners of this bulletin board) and their agents with respect to any "
     . "claim based upon transmission of your message(s)."
     . "<BR><BR>"
     . "We also reserve the right to reveal your identity (or whatever "
     . "information we know about you) in the event of a complaint or legal "
     . "action arising from any message posted by you."
     . "<BR><BR>"
     . "Please note that advertisements, chain letters, pyramid schemes, and "
     . "solicitations are inappropriate on this bulletin board.  We will make "
     . "every effort to remove such posts, within a reasonable time frame, if "
     . "we determine that removal is necessary.  This is a manual process, "
     . "however, so please realize that we may not be able to remove or edit "
     . "such messages immediately.";

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/* Define all the stuff as constants, so I can work with it */
define("TERMS_OF_SERVICE", $TOS);

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